Need I say any more about Mr Brand?
The landslide winner of bell-end of the month. But there was never any doubt, was there?
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Monday, 1 April 2013
Saturday, 30 March 2013
Bell-end of the week: RUSSELL BRAND
Mr Brand holds the honour of scoring the most votes ever on the bell-end list. That's why he wins the bell-end of the week this week because of his comments on two celebrities being paedophiles. Failing a miracle, he will also go on to win bell-end of the month for March; and although it is comparatively early, he will definitely be in the running for the bell-end of the year 2013.
Accusations of paedophilia are not nice, Russell. Don't do that again, especially with your track record, because someone might throw an accusation at you.
This whole paedo thing is very disturbing for me. I was a big fan of Jimmy Saville as a kid. I'm glad he didn't answer my Jim'll Fix It letter now, especially since it involved a load of sweets.
We didn't have paedos in our area when I was a kid. If I was the insecure type I'd be worrying that the nonces all thought we were a bunch of mingers. I mean, I admit I wasn't stunning or anything, but I was worth at least a Curly-Wurly and a Dip-Dab. But not so much as a packet of Toffos came the way of the kids I grew up with.
God, you know you were an ugly child when even the paedos didn't want you!
Accusations of paedophilia are not nice, Russell. Don't do that again, especially with your track record, because someone might throw an accusation at you.
This whole paedo thing is very disturbing for me. I was a big fan of Jimmy Saville as a kid. I'm glad he didn't answer my Jim'll Fix It letter now, especially since it involved a load of sweets.
We didn't have paedos in our area when I was a kid. If I was the insecure type I'd be worrying that the nonces all thought we were a bunch of mingers. I mean, I admit I wasn't stunning or anything, but I was worth at least a Curly-Wurly and a Dip-Dab. But not so much as a packet of Toffos came the way of the kids I grew up with.
God, you know you were an ugly child when even the paedos didn't want you!
Friday, 29 March 2013
Bell-end of the day: RUSSELL BRAND
Wow!
By an absolutely huge margin, Russell Brand has won today's bell-end of the day. Nobody else even came close.
If I wasn't such a twat myself I might feel sorry for him.
This is perhaps a lesson for you Mr Brand. Don't accuse people of stuff like that. It's not nice, and it could backfire on you.
Okay, that was a real Good Friday. I wonder who will make the nominations tomorrow?
I think Kim Jong Un might make two days in a row. He's still banging on about war with the South and with the US. He's like that kid in school that keeps offering everybody out for a fight to impress his mates, saying, "come on then; start", but never actually throws a punch, and if anyone actually took him up on his offer he would shit himself.
David Cameron and George Osbourne are usually a good bet. There seems no end to their bell-endery.
Oh, and the Premiership returns tomorrow - that usually throws up a twat or two.
Anyway, congratulations to Russell for winning today. Let's hope he makes the list again soon.
By an absolutely huge margin, Russell Brand has won today's bell-end of the day. Nobody else even came close.
If I wasn't such a twat myself I might feel sorry for him.
This is perhaps a lesson for you Mr Brand. Don't accuse people of stuff like that. It's not nice, and it could backfire on you.
Okay, that was a real Good Friday. I wonder who will make the nominations tomorrow?
I think Kim Jong Un might make two days in a row. He's still banging on about war with the South and with the US. He's like that kid in school that keeps offering everybody out for a fight to impress his mates, saying, "come on then; start", but never actually throws a punch, and if anyone actually took him up on his offer he would shit himself.
David Cameron and George Osbourne are usually a good bet. There seems no end to their bell-endery.
Oh, and the Premiership returns tomorrow - that usually throws up a twat or two.
Anyway, congratulations to Russell for winning today. Let's hope he makes the list again soon.
Russell Brand
He has accused two celebrities of being paedophiles. Frankly, that is fucking sick, especially since it was done purely to provide material for a show. If he has any genuine concerns about people being paedophiles then he should talk to the police, not throw their names out in public for cheap laughs like that.
I've always found Russell Brand a bit hit and miss for me; probably more miss than hit, actually.
His mock-Dickensian way of speaking and his prancing about like a bloody fairy was funny for five minutes - literally. But it's time he moved on.
I can't hate him completely, though, because - credit where it's due - he did shag Katy Perry, and anyone that can get his head between those jubblies of hers deserves respect.
I've always found Russell Brand a bit hit and miss for me; probably more miss than hit, actually.
His mock-Dickensian way of speaking and his prancing about like a bloody fairy was funny for five minutes - literally. But it's time he moved on.
I can't hate him completely, though, because - credit where it's due - he did shag Katy Perry, and anyone that can get his head between those jubblies of hers deserves respect.
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