Justin Bieber

He's just a twat. Do I really need to say any more? His latest piece of bell-endary was getting pulled over for speeding twice IN THE SAME JOURNEY! The police actually followed him after the first time they pulled him over and they said he was driving "like a maniac". What they should have said, of course, is "like a bell-end". Why is he famous, anyway? Just because he can sing the word "Baby" about fifty-thousand fucking times!!! And he looks like a nob! He was wearing glasses and a beeny hat the other day and he looked like Where's frigging Wally! Tit!