Justin Bieber

Bloody hell! I'm beginning to wonder if I should rename this page "The Biebers".
He has made the roll-call again today.
He's been banned from the Passage Club in Vienna, which is one of Europe's trendiest night-clubs.
Apparently, he looked on while his minders smashed up mobile phones and groped girls.
This little tosser is becoming a walking ASBO, but with the disappointing lack of gangs with baseball bats wanting to fuck him up.
This castrated little spunk-monkey should be grounded by his parents and sent to bed without any tea.
It is, and will always remain, one of mankind's biggest mysteries how he managed to score with Selena Gomez. She is this gorgeous, sexy, mature, talented woman; but by some abomination of nature she actually allowed that posturing little freak to shag her. How the fuck did that happen?!!!!
Was it pity? Charity? Was it a charade in which she was paid to appear with him but never actually slept with him? If so, I hope she made sure she was well paid.
Whatever the details, by all appearances, Justin Bieber managed to bump uglies with Selena Gomez. The runt of the litter somehow managed to get at one of the best teats.
The world's gone fucking mad, I'm telling you!