Justin Bieber

God, where do I start?!
His latest episode of bell-endery is speeding in his Ferrari, spitting on and threatening his neighbour in California.
It really is time that Master Bieber had a clout round the earhole. I would gladly do it.
Why do people even follow him? He's like the love-child of Michael Jackson and Albert Steptoe. And all this trying to be hard, and gangster...? He's about as gangster as an episode of Sesame Street. "Today's show is brought to you by the letter G, motherfuckers!"
Can we please ban this helium-voiced nob? He really is a ball-ache.