Need I say any more about Mr Brand?
The landslide winner of bell-end of the month. But there was never any doubt, was there?
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Monday, 1 April 2013
Friday, 29 March 2013
Bell-end of the day: RUSSELL BRAND
Wow!
By an absolutely huge margin, Russell Brand has won today's bell-end of the day. Nobody else even came close.
If I wasn't such a twat myself I might feel sorry for him.
This is perhaps a lesson for you Mr Brand. Don't accuse people of stuff like that. It's not nice, and it could backfire on you.
Okay, that was a real Good Friday. I wonder who will make the nominations tomorrow?
I think Kim Jong Un might make two days in a row. He's still banging on about war with the South and with the US. He's like that kid in school that keeps offering everybody out for a fight to impress his mates, saying, "come on then; start", but never actually throws a punch, and if anyone actually took him up on his offer he would shit himself.
David Cameron and George Osbourne are usually a good bet. There seems no end to their bell-endery.
Oh, and the Premiership returns tomorrow - that usually throws up a twat or two.
Anyway, congratulations to Russell for winning today. Let's hope he makes the list again soon.
By an absolutely huge margin, Russell Brand has won today's bell-end of the day. Nobody else even came close.
If I wasn't such a twat myself I might feel sorry for him.
This is perhaps a lesson for you Mr Brand. Don't accuse people of stuff like that. It's not nice, and it could backfire on you.
Okay, that was a real Good Friday. I wonder who will make the nominations tomorrow?
I think Kim Jong Un might make two days in a row. He's still banging on about war with the South and with the US. He's like that kid in school that keeps offering everybody out for a fight to impress his mates, saying, "come on then; start", but never actually throws a punch, and if anyone actually took him up on his offer he would shit himself.
David Cameron and George Osbourne are usually a good bet. There seems no end to their bell-endery.
Oh, and the Premiership returns tomorrow - that usually throws up a twat or two.
Anyway, congratulations to Russell for winning today. Let's hope he makes the list again soon.
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