It was a close-run thing today, but everyone's favourite dictator, Kim Jong-un has just pipped it.
Oh yes, the king of bullshit wins our bell-end of the day for his declaration of war and continued arse-headedness.
Every day, his rhetoric gets a big stronger. The trouble is - what can he possibly say after declaring war? He's going to declare double-war? Will he start throwing "yo mama" insults at world leaders?
What's next for the man who puts the DICK into dictator?
Watch this space. I have the feeling today is not the last time Kim Jong-un will make the bell-end roll-call.
Showing posts with label north korea. Show all posts
Showing posts with label north korea. Show all posts
Saturday, 30 March 2013
Kim Jong-un
'It's war, Mr Grimsdale! It's war!'
Who can forget Norman Wisdom's apocalyptic declaration in the movie, The Early Bird?
Well, it would appear he's back.
Kim Jong-un has said that North Korea is in "a state of war" with the south. Not that it actually means anything; it's just business as usual. Nothing has changed. So, I want to declare that I am now in a state of boyfriend with Kelly Brook. I'm not, of course, but I reckon I'm as much her boyfriend as he the two Koreas are at war.
Not that I want the two Koreas to go to war. Absolutely not. It's just that the constant bullshit that's coming out of the North at the moment is actually getting more ridiculous every day. I'm actually starting to feel a bit embarrassed for little Kimmy. I genuinely feel a bit sorry for the tubby little fuck. By the way, who wouldn't give at least a couple of ounces of flesh to see him do the Truffle Shuffle?
Who can forget Norman Wisdom's apocalyptic declaration in the movie, The Early Bird?
Well, it would appear he's back.
Kim Jong-un has said that North Korea is in "a state of war" with the south. Not that it actually means anything; it's just business as usual. Nothing has changed. So, I want to declare that I am now in a state of boyfriend with Kelly Brook. I'm not, of course, but I reckon I'm as much her boyfriend as he the two Koreas are at war.
Not that I want the two Koreas to go to war. Absolutely not. It's just that the constant bullshit that's coming out of the North at the moment is actually getting more ridiculous every day. I'm actually starting to feel a bit embarrassed for little Kimmy. I genuinely feel a bit sorry for the tubby little fuck. By the way, who wouldn't give at least a couple of ounces of flesh to see him do the Truffle Shuffle?
Friday, 29 March 2013
Kim Jong Un
This guy has to be an early nominee for bell-end of the month, year, decade and maybe even century if he carries on with his war-bothering.
I guess when your dad was more famous for being a puppet singing "I'm so lonely" in a movie than a head of state, and when your mom quite obviously cuts your hair (come on - no hairdresser would do that to someone), you have to make a few grumblings to show you're hard. But pushing the world to the brink of nuclear confrontation is not the way to do it. Kick a world leader in the balls if you want to show you're hard. Drop the nut on the South Korean Prime Minister. There are so many more things you can do to show you're hard than to play the Nuke card.
And I'm sure the world leaders would welcome such a move. I'll bet anything than if you gave Barack Obama the choice of nuclear war or sore plums for a few days he would tell Kim to get his Doctor Marten's on right away. He would probably even polish them for him. Actually, while he was at it, I would campaign for him to kick David Cameron in the balls as well - not to prove he's hard, but just because if anyone actually deserves a size 9 to the swingers it's David Cameron, oh and George Osbourne, and Nick Clegg, Ian Duncan Smith, basically the entire British Government.
Yes, let that be our new campaign - kick the British Government in the balls. Would there anywhere be a sweeter sight than David Cameron and George Osbourne red-faced, doubled-over and clutching at their grunters?
Kim Jong Un could turn himself into a hero overnight if - instead of threatening nuclear war - he would promise to slam his boot into Ian Duncan Smith's 'nads.
Kim Jong Un to kick the British Government in the balls - who's with me????
I guess when your dad was more famous for being a puppet singing "I'm so lonely" in a movie than a head of state, and when your mom quite obviously cuts your hair (come on - no hairdresser would do that to someone), you have to make a few grumblings to show you're hard. But pushing the world to the brink of nuclear confrontation is not the way to do it. Kick a world leader in the balls if you want to show you're hard. Drop the nut on the South Korean Prime Minister. There are so many more things you can do to show you're hard than to play the Nuke card.
And I'm sure the world leaders would welcome such a move. I'll bet anything than if you gave Barack Obama the choice of nuclear war or sore plums for a few days he would tell Kim to get his Doctor Marten's on right away. He would probably even polish them for him. Actually, while he was at it, I would campaign for him to kick David Cameron in the balls as well - not to prove he's hard, but just because if anyone actually deserves a size 9 to the swingers it's David Cameron, oh and George Osbourne, and Nick Clegg, Ian Duncan Smith, basically the entire British Government.
Yes, let that be our new campaign - kick the British Government in the balls. Would there anywhere be a sweeter sight than David Cameron and George Osbourne red-faced, doubled-over and clutching at their grunters?
Kim Jong Un could turn himself into a hero overnight if - instead of threatening nuclear war - he would promise to slam his boot into Ian Duncan Smith's 'nads.
Kim Jong Un to kick the British Government in the balls - who's with me????
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