Jimmy Carr

The bell-end pickings are a bit slim today, so I'm stretching it a bit with this one.
I'm actually a fan of Jimmy Carr, but he has been up to something that I think qualifies him for this list.
Jimmy, and his girlfriend Karoline, are on holiday in Barbados, yet Jimmy chooses to go into the sea in a long-sleeved top.
As a proud Englishman I am disappointed and embarrassed by this piece of bell-endery. Jimmy is an Englishman abroad. There are standards to maintain: He must refuse to speak the local language, address foreigners by appropriate derogatory names, spend at least twelve hours a day pissed out of his skull, demand fish and chips or a roast beef dinner or a doner kebab even from a restaurant famed for its local cuisine, get into at least one fight during a week's holiday, and get arrested for pissing up the doorway of the club that chucked you out for being too drunk.
What you do not do is go into the sea in a long-sleeved top. The only time that this is acceptable is if your mates throw you, fully-dressed, into the sea; if you fell into a drunken slumber on the beach and the tide came in; or if you're pretending to be a seal.
I don't believe you have done anything on the preceding list. Shame on you, Carr.