Justin Bieber

Not again!
This little shit is such a bell-end that he should hold a cabinet post in the British Government.
His latest act of bell-endery? Sneaking his pet monkey on a flight and insisted it travelled with him. Thankfully, customs seized the animal and now the little twat (Bieber, not the monkey) is facing a possible fine of up to £10,000.
Is anyone else noticing an uncanny similarity here?
Michael Jackson was a child star. So was/is (hard to tell) Bieber.
Michael Jackson had a high-pitched voice. So does Bieber.
Michael Jackson had a pet monkey. Now so does Bieber.
Michael Jackson/Justin Bieber - the same person? You decide.

Update: The arrogant prick even tried to chat up British supermodel, Jourdan Dunn with the knee-weakening line, "You got nice tits".
TWAT!!!!!!